Thursday, March 7, 2013

What a Lovely Tea Party (Part 2)

Before I get started with the second installment, I wanted to share another Kevin picture that slipped through the cracks.

What a little scamp!  

Now that's out of the way so let's move on to the adventures of Lt. Frank Drebin and Police Squad!   This works best if you read everything in Leslie Nielsen's voiceFrank Drebin was not very well received by the moderators, so after being banned several times before I could even post, I had to switch his name to Police Squad! to avoid detection.















After a while of this nonsense, wading through this site began to wear on me.  I wasn't pointing out the idiocy blatantly enough.  Many of my comments were getting "liked," and I began to realize that by not being explicit, my efforts were being wasted.  Some of them had no idea I was making fun of them.  I stopped talking in direct quotes, and this is where it got me (if it's too small to read press CTRL+ a couple times):


They weren't done there!  Because the website is dumb, you can only reply to a single comment 4 times.  Scardog needed to explain something to me desperately.  He posted directly to my wall:


 
I know that nobody came here to do math so here it is:  Obama has signed 143 EO's in 4 years, on a pace to sign 286 by the end of his second term.  GW Bush signed a total of 290 EO's in his two terms.  Regan signed EO's  12287-12667 for a whopping total of 380.  Source.  I am the dipshit, because of...math.

Police Squad! was too beautiful for this world and was banned before the argument could continue.  He's in a better place, solving crimes in Heaven.  (RIP Leslie) 

My next gimmick account didn't last long either.  These people have a serious phobia for the LGBT community, and a serious hard-on for conservative leaders.  What if one of their conservative leaders was transgendered?  Introducing Jan Boehner:

I am terrible at photoshop.
 
Jan Boehner is living a secret life as a woman/U.S. Senator, and balancing those roles can be tricky.
 




  


So, this is the community they have created for themselves.  They ban users for any form of intelligent debate, or any thoughts that don't conform to the tea party ideals.  At the same time they cry "FREEDOM" for their right to say whatever vile filth they wish to speak.  What was intended to be an echo-chamber for their opinions has become a bastion of trolls with countless gimmick accounts. 

The next installment will be screenshots of some of the horribly racist, sexist, homophobic, and violent images and comments I have found while on the site.  I promise it will be awful!
 
 
TO BE CONTINUED
 
 
 

 










 

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