Wednesday, March 6, 2013

What a Lovely Tea Party! (Part 1)

I haven't updated in a long time.  I'm busy with school, and I've also been busy with a little side hobby.  A couple months back some tea party folks decided they were fed up with Facebook.  Apparently, they don't like posting their horrible opinions and having these damn LIEberals disagreeing with them.  So, they created the Tea Party Community.  It's a Facebook clone for like-minded people to talk about politics.  Or whatever!

As it turns out, they were being censored by Facebook because of their extreme positions on politics, MUSLIMS!, gays, and how ugly Michelle Obama is.  I've never seen anything on Facebook as hate filled, and disgusting as what I'm seeing on this website.  It's no wonder they weren't accepted there.  So, they created their own community, where the number one value is freedom.  Freedom of speech, guns, and hate.  Freedom of anything your despicable, disgusting, fat-entombed heart desires.  Freedom to believe what they believe, and ONLY what they believe.  If you display even one iota of disagreement, they will ban your IP from the site.  Luckily, it's easy to register several accounts, and use proxies to bypass the IP ban.

I decided if I were going to join their community, I would first just dip my big toe in, to see if the water was filled with sharks.  It was.  Racist, sexist, gun carrying sharks.  My first account took on the persona of a lovable 8-year-old boy named Kevin McCallister.  Enjoy!














 



At this point Kevin got banned for the 5th time, so I decided to switch it up just a little bit.  Here is Kevin at age 17.  He's immediately noticed by a site moderator, but isn't banned immediately.

 
 
 



There you have it.  The naive wisdom of an 8 year old boy can sometimes be profound.  Kevin didn't last much longer after this, and this is getting pretty long.  When I continue, we'll see the adventures of Frank Drebin and Police Squad!  Shortly thereafter, I'll throw up some random troll accounts that I made that didn't last too long.  And of course, I'll just show you some images of how truly awful people can be.


TO BE CONTINUED




































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